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08.06.2025 06:22

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
share office space ...
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Thumbs down again.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Just Forget it!
What are 5 ways that can be done by the community to improve the public transport system?
Freaks and Cheeks
Still no good
Catatonics & High Colonics
Do you consider masturbating to porn cheating if you are married?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Loons and Moons
Why do I smell bad even though I have good hygiene?
No way
So they tried
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Have you ever had sex with your mother-in-law? If so, how was it and did your wife ever find out?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Next, they tried...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Another attempt resulted in ...
So, the docs changed it to read
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Unacceptable again!
Everyone loved it.
What are some examples of a threat to democracy in India?
No go.
Nuts and Butts
They put up a sign reading
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Then came..
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
There’s a place where humans are evolving right before our eyes - Boy Genius Report
Minds and Behinds
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
No, not a chance
Still no good.
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